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Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills